A Definitive and Legally Binding Church Potluck Tier List

I owe you a real post this week. I have one about half drafted that involves teaching Thing One chess. It is not ready.

So instead, here is a church potluck tier list. I have spent my entire life studying this subject. And due to the size of my belly, I consider myself credentialed.

So disclaimer about my tier list

S is the tier people throw elbows for. If you are not fast, you are hearing about it secondhand.

A is one notch down from a fistfight. Your odds depend entirely on how many people got to the table before you and how much self control they have.

B is the staple. You make a point of getting it every time.

C is fine. Nobody weeps over C. Nobody weeps for C either.

D is the "well, nothing else is left" tier. You take it to not go hungry.

F you would rather leave hungry.

S Tier

Fried chicken of undisclosed origin

Banana pudding

Pound cake made by my wife

Strawberry pretzel salad

Yeast rolls that are still hot

A Tier

Hash brown casserole

Chicken spaghetti

Sweet tea

Dr Pepper Zero

B Tier

Chicken casserole

Deviled eggs

Baked beans with ground beef

Rotel dip

C Tier

Green bean casserole

Pasta salad

Potato salad

Vegetable tray

Fruit tray

D Tier

Congealed salad

Mysterious crock pot meat

Grape jelly meatballs (I understand this is fighting words)

F Tier

Cookies made with salt instead of sugar

Below F Tier

Unsweet tea

Regular post next week.

Love you dearly.

Jacob.